"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"

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I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”


I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS


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american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

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I melt everytime I see your smile. When I see my love smile (via myunexpectedd)

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