disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

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strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

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I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

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stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

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joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

image

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